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I am so vanilla, I don't even know why I'm doing this. porn is welcome but NOT a must by any means.

1. AUs- pro sports (bonus points for well-executed tennis au), college, royalty/courtesans
2. disorders/special powers and skills (special powers with equally positive and negative sides)
3. domesticity
4. sex/making out/anything with clothes only partly on
5. awkward/unintentionally funny sex

fandoms and pairings:

shinee: jonghyun/minho, jonghyun/onew, jonghyun/taemin, onew/minho, key/minho, taemin/minho

snsd: jessica/tiffany, tiffany/anyone, sunny/sooyoung, seohyun/anyone

beast: kikwang/hyunseung, kikwang/junhyung, junhyung/doojoon, doojoon/kikwang, kikwang/dongwoon, dongwoon/anyone

super junior: kyuhyun/sungmin, eunhyuk/donghae, kyuhyun/donghae, sungmin/donghae,

dbsk: jaejoong/yoochun, yoochun/junsu, jaejoong/changmin

crossover pairings (includes all groups above + f(x), big bang, cnblue, g.na, boa, 2ne1, iu, shin sekyung, jang geunseok): jonghyun/kyuhyun, onew/hyoyeon, taemin/krystal, changmin/jessica, onew/yonghwa, changmin/tiffany, jay/jessica, heechul/yoona, sungmin/sooyoung, onew/doojoon, jonghyun/junhyung, heechul/geunseok, minho/luna, luna/iu, jonghyun/sekyung, yoochun/boa, g.na/anyone in beast, top/dara

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_{oh god, i'm sorry for this in advance. i haven't written shinee in a very long time, but i had to give this a shot :(}

The first time they try to have sex, Minho accidentally sets Jonghyun’s zipper on fire. They’re just coming home from a bar, so they’re both kind of drunk, and they trip over the shoes in the entryway and fall against the wall before they can get too far inside the dorms.

He’s not even sure how he does it, except for one second, they’re kissing, and Minho can taste the bitter tang of alcohol on Jonghyun’s lips. He’s burning hot with want, thumbs crooked between Jonghyun’s jeans and slipping against his skin and wandering down to grip his ass.

The next, Jonghyun’s screaming and running down the hall to his bathroom with his jeans on fire where Minho’s hands had been. He leans his head against the wall, wondering for an instant if he’s dreaming, and stares after him while he strips, tearing off his boxers with his jeans in his panic. It’s the first time Minho gets a good look at Jonghyun’s ass, and it’s also the first time he realizes he can set things aflame.

Later, he gets to put lotion on Jonghyun’s burns, but then that fails when they discover that friction is what causes the fires to start. Jonghyun shoves Minho into the shower and orders him to stay under the water as he patches himself up and gets dressed. He calls the other members to get back right away.

It takes the other members half an hour to get back home, and the whole time Jonghyun keeps Minho under the shower. He’s soaked to the bone and his clothes are hanging on him like rags, but Jonghyun doesn’t take pity on him, no matter how many puppy eyes he gives him. Minho knows this is serious—he just set his boyfriend on fire--so of course he knows, but he also knows that his hands are so pruny they almost hurt, and he’s never felt so clean in his entire life.

They hold their emergency meeting in the bathtub. Kibum, Taemin, and Jinki sit on the floor while Jonghyun stands. Minho’s almost happy he caught his ass on fire for how miserable he feels.

“Can you really set things on fire?” Taemin asked, tucking a strand of red hair behind his ear as he stares at Minho with eyes far too large for his face.

“I guess so,” he says, shyly.

“Cool!” Jinki exclaims at the same time as Taemin, but Jonghyun is frowning.

“It’s not “cool”, how are we supposed to have sex if he burns everything?”

“You could have shower sex,” Kibum suggests, and Minho immediately closes the shower curtain.

-

Minho sits down at the table the next morning with his back aching because he was forced to sleep in the bathtub. The night before they’d tested his abilities in the bathtub, where they figured they were safe to test it, and together, they tested all sorts of things. The biggest problem is clothing. Kibum found some skintight leggings and a muscle shirt for him to wear, which somehow works if he pulls them on slowly. Even when sparks fly when it rubs on the hair on his legs, at least the leggings aren’t on fire. He can wear whatever he want over them, which is fine by him.

Taemin sits down across from him at the breakfast table and pours himself cereal. Minho steadily stares at the tabletop and doesn’t look up.

“So, now you’re really flaming charisma, I guess.” Taemin says, and Minho cracks a grin.

-

He accidentally sets Kibum’s wardrobe on fire when he goes looking through the closet for his basketball. The entire apartment complex ends up on the street while they put the fire out, and Kibum doesn’t talk to him for a week, until he helps him make dinner by cooking grilled cheese without a stove. He also roasts marshmallows with Taemin in their living room until Jinki sits on one.

-

But though the other members seem accepting enough of Minho’s new power, Jonghyun isn’t, and he spends more and more time out of the dorm until Minho corners him one evening and doesn't let him leave, pulling him against the wall and lacing their fingers together.

“Please talk to me,” he pleads, and presses their foreheads together.

Jonghyun makes a noise in the back of his throat and doesn’t move. “You set me on fire, Minho,” he stresses.

“It was an accident,” he says, hurt, and lifts his head away. The light from the street outside glints off of Jonghyun’s eyes and even in the dark, he can see how frightened he is. “I’m not going to do it again,” he pouts, but steps away as carefully as he can. Jonghyun huffs and pulls his jacket around him, turning with his hand on the door. He turns back to him with an unreadable expression on his face, but Minho is left alone in the living room without knowing what it is.

-

He’s sleeping in the bathtub when someone turns the water on. He yelps, jerking from sleep and immediately covers his head with his hands. The light turns on and he flinches away, clenching his eyes shut.

“You’re right,” He can hear Jonghyun saying from the other side of the curtain. He hears the sound of clothes hitting the floor and pokes his head out.

“About what?”

“It was an accident, and I was scared,” Jonghyun said, now naked. He makes an impatient gesture with his hands. “Hurry up, take them off!”

Minho blinks, slow to the uptake. “I never said you were scared,” he says, and Jonghyun growls and climbs into the shower, nearly ripping his shirt off his back for him, so fast that it smokes even with the water going.

“Well, I was,” Jonghyun says, and pushes him against the wall so fast that Minho’s feet slip on the floor and they fall over with a huge crash. Jonghyun’s knee presses against his groin and Minho moans into the kiss. Jonghyun mistakes it for excitement and takes the moment to pull Minho’s pants off too. Wet hair clings to his face and Jonghyun’s breath smells like onions and bacon, but when he wraps his hands around his waist, he realizes how long it’s really been since he’s touched anyone, and can’t help but kiss back.

(The sex hurts more than either of them thought, but it’s more because the shower is too small. But Minho hums as he makes toast for breakfast, because instead of burns on Jonghyun’s ass, there are bruises. )

the influx of jongho rn is making me so happy (whether it's writing or reading it, really, they're just so precious and underappreciated). although I like superhero fic in general, I LOVE it when the powers somehow suck or just aren't very useful. minho actually has a pretty awesome power and ontae are impressed, but then you use it to cockblock him and burn key's clothes which is basically perfect. and jonghyun being too manri to admit that he was scared is precious :3

thank you so much for this! :3333

haha, i haven't ever written jongho before, but i think they're so cute♥ i agree, of course superpowers are awesome, but then you throw a twist into it, and that's what makes it so fun. :3 i'm glad you liked it! ;~;♥

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Re: shinee, minho/jonghyun, superpowers part two.

Re: shinee, minho/jonghyun, superpowers part two.