kacts list- nautisch

[nautisch]

I am so vanilla, I don't even know why I'm doing this. porn is welcome but NOT a must by any means.



1. AUs- pro sports (bonus points for well-executed tennis au), college, royalty/courtesans
2. disorders/special powers and skills (special powers with equally positive and negative sides)
3. domesticity
4. sex/making out/anything with clothes only partly on
5. awkward/unintentionally funny sex

fandoms and pairings:

shinee: jonghyun/minho, jonghyun/onew, jonghyun/taemin, onew/minho, key/minho, taemin/minho

snsd: jessica/tiffany, tiffany/anyone, sunny/sooyoung, seohyun/anyone

beast: kikwang/hyunseung, kikwang/junhyung, junhyung/doojoon, doojoon/kikwang, kikwang/dongwoon, dongwoon/anyone

super junior: kyuhyun/sungmin, eunhyuk/donghae, kyuhyun/donghae, sungmin/donghae,

dbsk: jaejoong/yoochun, yoochun/junsu, jaejoong/changmin

crossover pairings (includes all groups above + f(x), big bang, cnblue, g.na, boa, 2ne1, iu, shin sekyung, jang geunseok): jonghyun/kyuhyun, onew/hyoyeon, taemin/krystal, changmin/jessica, onew/yonghwa, changmin/tiffany, jay/jessica, heechul/yoona, sungmin/sooyoung, onew/doojoon, jonghyun/junhyung, heechul/geunseok, minho/luna, luna/iu, jonghyun/sekyung, yoochun/boa, g.na/anyone in beast, top/dara

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snsd, seohyun, taeny (super powers) (1/2)

[ohsugarandsalt.livejournal.com]

Sorry for the repostage, I found a mistake I couldn't just let slide by the first time round -_-"

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Her unnies know nothing about anything when it comes to teaching her about love and romance. Especially Tiffany who anoints herself of SNSD’s unofficial love advice guru, Seohyun actually has to stop herself from rolling her eyes when she goes on and on about how it’s time she should go out into the dating field and find herself a nice boy. Because, out of everyone Seohyun knows, Tiffany is the person who acts like a fish out over water when she’s the one being interrogated about her love life.

And, it’s not that she has anything against Tiffany unnie, it’s just that logically speaking Seohyun is the one who’s all-knowing and all seeing. Seohyun doesn’t do complicated in all her naivety and innocence and she knows what love is when she sees it. After all, she’s the one who holds the bow and arrow figuratively speaking, sometimes though she wishes the myth about the wings were true.

The point is, Seohyun is cupid and the unnies are silly for never having noticed.

So, yes, it may all be figurative in the sense that she has no bow and arrow and pretty wings to match- but Seohyun does possess that power that can make two total strangers think they were meant for each other. Except, Seohyun doesn’t just cast her love spells on just anyone, she’s always careful and meticulous because once she’s cast the spell, there’s no way she can undo it unless it involves breaking hearts, which she really hates because it’s like all her hard work has gone to waste.

Now that she’s been in Girls’ Generation for long enough she finds it oddly curious how Taeyeon pines for Tiffany but Tiffany either never notices or ignores it because it scares her. It’s not Seohyun’s fault that Taeyeon seems completely infatuated with Tiffany, sometimes people fall in love all on their own and sometimes it’s unrequited. This is the part where Seohyun should intervene because it makes her uncomfortable seeing someone look so completely pathetic over a person.

At first, she thinks it will be simple all she has to do is pull on her bow and shoot her hypothetical love arrow and that will be it. Except she doesn’t know how ethical it is to force Tiffany, who’s pretty much boy crazy, suddenly all obsessed over Taeyeon. A part of her will feel sorry for Tiffany.

She shakes her head. It gets complicated when it becomes personal, but she can’t shake the nagging feeling away that it’s not right. In the end she decides that maybe it’s not such a good idea.

Re: snsd, seohyun, taeny (super powers) (2/2)

[ohsugarandsalt.livejournal.com]

She finds Tiffany sprawled on their couch after late one night flipping through random channels on the TV.

Tiffany raises an eyebrow, “Aren’t you supposed to be sleeping?”

She shakes her head and takes a bite out of her sweet potato, “I’m hungry.”

“Oh.” Tiffany nods and stops on a channel where there’s a couple about to kiss and she sighs. “See, Juhyun. Don’t you want something like this?”

Seohyun looks at the screen and laughs, scrunching her nose in disgust, “No.”

“You’ll know what I mean when fall head over heels for a boy.”

Seohyun sighs.

“What?” Tiffany asks slightly offended, “Do you think I’m wrong?”

“No unnie,” Seohyun replies, “It’s just, sometimes, don’t you feel like you think you know a lot, but you actually don’t at all?”

“I still know more than you do,” Tiffany teases, poking her tongue out at Seohyun.

“Well,” Seohyun says as she looks around the room, “What if I told you I was cupid, would you still think that?”

Tiffany chuckles disbelievingly, “Don’t be silly. If you were cupid, I’d be with someone you’d think I was perfect for by now.”

“You see, unnie that’s the problem, if I had it my way you would be but then I was nice enough to consider how you would feel about it because that person might not be perfect for you.”

“How generous of you,” Tiffany mumbles.

“Anyway, I see you’re looking uncomfortable, but you always do and I’m getting kind of tired.” Seohyun announces taking the last bite, “Maybe you should talk about it with her in the morning."

“With who?”

“You know who, you know everything right?” Seohyun winks and prances off to bed, half proud that she didn't have to resort to using her powers to fix her problems. Tiffany, on the other hand is left feeling a little jiffed that Seohyun knows a whole lot more than she lets on and wonders if she is actually cupid, but decides against when she realises Seohyun has no wings or an affinity for archery.

Re: snsd, seohyun, taeny (super powers) (2/2)

[nautisch.livejournal.com]

crying seohyun WOULD be too nice to use her powers to put people together. and I love the irony that although seohyun seems pretty uninterested in romance herself, she's somewhat in control of the romance around her. :3 thank you so much for writing this!

Re: snsd, seohyun, taeny (super powers) (2/2)

[ohsugarandsalt.livejournal.com]

lol np, I figured Seobb might have the most logical outlook on romantic relationsihps considering how aromantic she appears to be sometimes.